THIS IS SERIOUS. NOTHING IS HUGE & AWESOME ANYMORE.
THE ONLY THING THAT IS HUGE IS HOW GIGANTIC OUR DEBT IS ABOUT TO BE. AND THAT IS NOT AWESOME.
Oh wait! Let's do a New Feature! Huge Awesome Things AND Investment tips!
TODAY'S TIP:
Put all your money in booze, guns, and porn. Also, corrugated aluminum, for our new hoovervilles.
Hooray!
1 comment:
wait!
this isn't for real, right?
you still have to talk about dark flow!!
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